Well
Here's a story that must be told
It's kinda' new, not very old
About a female martian with a wild grin
Big orange eyes and green skin
Blue was her hair
She came from way up there
She wore silver underwear
Almost naked but she didn't care

Why oh, why did she come from
Planet V?
I don't know woh who who

(Chorus)

Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
Wo wo wo wo wo
She came from outer space
She came to see
If earth was good
Wo wo wo wo

She's not a bird
She's not a plane
She's got green blood
Pumping through her veins
She smiled at me
And thats the weirdest part
'Cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp

Why oh, why did she come from
Planet V?
Well I don't know woh woh woh

(chorus)

In the super market she got distracted
In the meat department
Wo wo wo wo wo
She's looking at me
She's looking hungry
Think she's gonna eat me!
Wo wo wo wo wo

well,
What a wacky nutty alien she was
I'll tell you why kids, It's just because
She had an appetite that couldn't be beat
She came from space to eat people meat
I guess I didn't taste good anyway
'Cuz when she kissed me,
she flew away!

Why oh, why did she come from
Planet V?
Well I don't know woh woh woh
Why oh, why did she come from
Planet V?
Well I don't know woh woh woh

(Chorus)

In the super market she got distracted
In the meat department
Wo wo wo wo wo
She's looking at me
She's looking hungry
Think she's gonna eat me!
Wo wo wo wo wo