(jane jane james bond)

Everybody’s stuck in the middle,
With something for nothing
Original is nothing new
Everybody stares in the mirror,
Looking for a partner,
Let’s look for something better to do

She’s james bond in a dress
Diamonds forever are all she wears
Loaded and ready to go,
Riding her car like diva desire
He’s [marlaner] in a suit,
Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots
Someone’s wife that he met on the phone
She’s user-friendly
She’s taken it home

Chorus
He’s gay, he’s straight
He’s black and he’s white
He’ll be anything she wants him to be tonight,
[barbie or boy]
And a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl,
He’s flexible
She’s loveable
He’s flexible
I’m flexible tonight
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)

Verse two
I’m an angel dressed in drag
Dream of the nightmares,
You wish you’d had
[semi-sonic],
Inside out
When you’re gravity free,
You don’t have to shout

Chorus
I’m gay, I’m straight
I’m black and I’m white
I’ll be anything you want me to be tonight,
[barbie or bored],
And a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl,
I’m flexible
She’s loveable
He’s flexible,
Adorable, tonight
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight
(jane jane james bond)
Tonight
(jane jane james bond)
(jane jane james bond)

Interlude
I’ll be your father, your mother,
Or teacher, a lover
From sinner, confesser
A naked cross-dresser,
Who looks like the preacher
Barbie in leather
I’ll even be your three speed vibrator

Verse three
She’s james bond in a dress
Diamonds forever are all she wears
Sensational incredible
Remarkable remarked upon
She’s flexible flexible
He’s straight
Yeah

Chorus
She’s gay, she’s straight
She’s black and she’s white
She’ll be anything you want her to be tonight,
[barbie or boy],
And a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl,
I’m’s flexible
She’s loveable
He’s flexible,
Adorable, tonight

Ending
Repeated {(jane jane james bond)
Throughout (are you flexible tonight? )

Don’t you know,
[there’s always a chance],
The world is not enough
He’s a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight