(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult)
Won't you come over and stay for a while
Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time
Turn on the TV I believe it's prime time
I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five
There's a woman down at 314 who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor
clean
And there's a man who's been knocking on his own door for three years, or has
it been four?
I don't want to spend the winter in this house all alone
Those neighbors of mine keep coming over and playing with my mind
I would like to love you I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night
Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing -
green buckets every Friday at every driveway
They're filled with glasses, plastics and newspapers too
They say they recycle and bring them back to you
I would like to love you I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night
We could be a family, consume many goods
We could be the pillars of the neighborhood
Ah babe, I'm a real hard worker With the proper tools
I'll make you anything you yearn for
The barbarians are at the gate, come in before it's too late
I have food enough to last the two of us about a year
One thousand cans of chowder and one thousand cans of beer
I love my neighbors like I love my own brothers,
but every year they are getting odder and odder
I would like to love you I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night
We could be a family, consume many goods
We could be the pillars of the neighborhood