Let me tell ya all about the other night
When we were hanging out at the sumo fight
I was told these guys were warrior fighters
The home come they're still wear diapers
How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day
Just to keep ya looking that way
You're riding the road to self destruction
Hey mister! You need liposuction!

Teriaki makes me happy
Give it up for Celeste and Daphne!
Teriaki makes me happy
Well that's what he said his name was

I love your shushi
Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We' come to hang in ole' Japan!
I thought I'd let ua know that it was hard to go
Away from home alone right here in Tokyo
But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
And I think it's time we made our Japanese debut
It's customary here to take the shoes off you feet (poo ee)
And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat
This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack
These futons are like a rock
And they're breaking my back

I love your shushi
Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We' come to hang in ole' Japan!
You love sci-fi - bonsaI - stir fry
I love Lucy on my TV!
You love eastwood cowboy movies
Howdy doody I love sushi
You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin'
I love Lucy on my TV
You love noodles - yankie doodles
Howdy doody I love sushi
I love your shushi
Got me a koto in Kumumoto
Traded it for an Elvis photo
I love your sushi
Kareoked almost every night
I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right)

I love your shushi
Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)
I love your shushi
We're telling you Japan is cool!