Sugar: Alright
Test-test-test
Hello?
Are we ready to go here?
*Clears throat* May I have your attention please?

Crowd: What?

Sugar: May I have your attention please?

Crowd: Yeah!

Sugar: Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here!

Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before
Jaws all on the floor
Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store
*Cha-ching*
Crusing the halls
You must be looking for more
Cos I'm bigger than that
And I wont be stuck on the floor
Haha-haha-haha

Guy: What you laughing at?

Sugar: Your'all talking like, oh wait, no way! You're kidding!
She didn't just sound like I think she did did she?

Guy: Yeah yeah yeah!

Sugar: Hey-Hey-Hey where's sugar?

Guy: Where you at?

Sugar: I'm right here! Sleeping in Moca's pocket!
Te-he
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

CHORUS I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babys are just imatating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Cos sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babys are just imatating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Woah!

Sugar: Look at her, walking around with her own crew,
Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!
She's so damn short though!
WHAT? Yeah!

Guy#2: That's my girl yo!

Sugar: And there's a million of us just like me,
Fuss like me, just don't give a fu--
OH! I would never say that!

Guy: Sugar!

Sugar: Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me
And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!

CHORUS I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babys are just imatating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Cos sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babys are just imatating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Woah!

Oh and could the rest of you please lie down
'cos I can't see anything *thankes!*
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!