Lemme tell you about a friend of mine

His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
He spends all day
On his big butt
And he don't ever ever get outside
I come to visit
I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
He's stuck on the big couch
Stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV
and he's alright
I come from the Drug Mo'
the local drugsto'
bug is a fly baby
he's never uptight

and i wonder

Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?
And he said-
I'm comfortable here
I don't wanna move
I don't wanna leave
I say-
Boll Weevil, get right out of your home!
hmm, hmm, hmm
Goodbye, I gotta stay
I'll move some other day
Bye bye
Gotta go to sleep and let the tube shine
Let the tube shine
Let the tube shiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Now, I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
But that bug is just too scary
He's sittin' there all alone
I try to coax him out
with milk chocolate pies
but he would not move a muscle
and I tried
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining outsi-i-i-i-ide

check him out
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo

Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home

ohhhh
Now I would tell you 'bout Boll Weevil
But that bug is just too scary
he's sittin there all alone
I tried to coax him out
with milk chocolate pies
but he would not move a muscle
and I tried
make a deal that the sun is shining outside
make a deal that the sun is shining, now
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, it's shining outside
look into the sun, look into the sun, look into the goddamn sun

come on, little buggy
just a little bug

-that's right-