Letra:
Tell it like it is
He gets up real early on his mornin drive
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic
Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business
He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time
He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme
He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic
I work for the Gazette manI got a real job
He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard
He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even readin your page
Yea
So he thoughtand he thought a little more
He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down
Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes
He's a happy critic
He's rollin in the dough
Man I could do this foreverthis is easy Everybody's readin my column!
Please don't tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette
She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse
Let's get funky with this now boysPlay it on out
Come on Shannon
There's ole Biff jumpin in
?? is layin it down
Come on Shannon
Aww yea, my man Steve
Man my fingers are gettin tiredy'all gonna have to hurry This snappin thingwearin me out
Hello Shannon
Guess he's on coffee break man
They're gonna love youcause they already love me
(Yea!)
It's the Critic
He gets up real early on his mornin drive
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he's The Critic
Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business
He flunked junior high band he couldn't march in time
He tried to write a song once, he couldn't make it rhyme
He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he's a critic
I work for the Gazette manI got a real job
He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard
He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can't even tell if anybody's even readin your page
Yea
So he thoughtand he thought a little more
He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down
Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes
He's a happy critic
He's rollin in the dough
Man I could do this foreverthis is easy Everybody's readin my column!
Please don't tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette
She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse
Let's get funky with this now boysPlay it on out
Come on Shannon
There's ole Biff jumpin in
?? is layin it down
Come on Shannon
Aww yea, my man Steve
Man my fingers are gettin tiredy'all gonna have to hurry This snappin thingwearin me out
Hello Shannon
Guess he's on coffee break man
They're gonna love youcause they already love me
(Yea!)
It's the Critic
