Letra:
i'm gonna be a rich man i must give thanks to you you messed up one last time and now i'm gonna sue you Larry Parker's my good friend he did it for me once, and he'll do it again how i wish there was something you could do you can't even call 1-800 THE LAW 2 don't you know it's the american way you could even sue your parents for bringing you up the wrong way i know it sounds crazy, but it's true don't say the wrong thing cause i will sue you my every wish is your command that's what the law says, the case is closed you're a sitting duck it's just a matter of time
