Cuz I'm a user, a shmoozer, a big dollar loser
That doesn't matter cuz my friends call me a brusier and
I get chicks, so many chicks want me (nope)
Cuz I'm not funny, honey
A big oafy dummy
That doesn't matter cuz my friends say
I'm money and I, get drunk, too many drinks want me (yeah)

Yo, get out the get out the way of the money man
Ladies know I'm dope, so consider me contraband
Fella's are just jealous, cuz they're ponies and I'm mustang
Don't try to hang cuz I'm out with a big bang
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin,
But I really don't care cuz this is how I'm livin'

(CHORUS)
All the ladies wanna know me
They ignore me-intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas wanna be me
They ignore me-intimidated by me (x2)

Who needs them anyway cuz I'm money

Cuz I'm a user shmoozer, a big dollar loser
That doesn't matter cuz I drive a land cruiser
And I, get chicks, too many chicks want me (psyche)
Cuz I'm not funny, honey, a big oafy dummy
That doesn't matter cuz you know I play with money,
And I, get drunk, too many drinks want me

Got a time bomb, tick tick tickin' just like Anthrax
Boyz wanna battle, so I bought me a battleaxe
Climax, your girl screams my name when we have sex
(I should charge a sales tax, yeah)
Get get down, all the ladies wanna be with me
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin,
But I really don't care cuz this is how I'm stickin'

(CHROUS) (x2)

Everybody look at me!
I'm pimp ass money
I know you wish, to get with this tonight

Everybody look at me!
Flyer than Mr T
I know you wish, to get with this tonight

Well who needs them anyway? (x2),
Cuz I'm money
Get get down I bring the static
Axl